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Imagine you wake up in the morning, and you feel great! You‘re ready to work out, play a round of golf, or do yoga. Then you feel two hands around your neck, squeezing, cutting off your air, making you gasp and fight for every breath. You still feel great — except you can‘t breathe.

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But there aren‘t any hands around your neck, just two fingers inside your voice box squeezing the life out of you and literally choking you to death from within.

Any skilled licensed veterinarian can place a silicone stent in a dog‘s paralyzed larynx, restoring normal breathing. It‘s low-risk, affordable, effective, and proven in the field. Doctors have been doing it for people with laryngotracheal conditions for over 30 years. So why are our beloved companions still suffocating?

Because there‘s only one species that hates change more than cats, and that‘s homo sapiens.